I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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