There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Is it penis luge time yet?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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