I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
My vagina just recognized that song.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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