porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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