Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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