in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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