Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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