i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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