You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
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