Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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