ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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