Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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