hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
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