He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
3pm strippers are depressing
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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