So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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