Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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