office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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