im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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