I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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