I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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