Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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