Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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