It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
