Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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