Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
