What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
my poor anus
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
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