even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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