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Without porn, I would have few hobbies.

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(646): View more from New York

jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times

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(905): View more from Toronto

he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"

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(716): View more from New York

I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.

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(256): View more from Alabama

just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level

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(845): View more from New York

I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?

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(718): View more from New York

There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.

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(773): View more from Illinois

No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.

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(915): View more from Texas

Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.

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