She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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