Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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