dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
operation harelip BJ is a go
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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