I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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