new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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