There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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