I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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