It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm too high and old for this...
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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