Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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