some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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