smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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