Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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