the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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