Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
