Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Randomize
