I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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