Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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