I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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