Don't you send me to vm
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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