Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize