Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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