so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you will always have a special place in my vag
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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