Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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