you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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