But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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