This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
My dad is sitting where you rode me
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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