I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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