you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I am mentally ready for anal.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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